Thursday, March 09, 2006

As many of the VIETNAMESE have lived in LOUISIANA and TEXAS, it should be NO SUPRISE that they may have brought some CAJUN and SOUTHERN cooking styles out here to CALIFORNIA. Post KATRINA...I'm sure more than a few have evacuated to this area, and they were known to run many of the seafood restaurants down South (as they are fisherman). LITTLE SAIGON boasts 2 VERY GOOD CRAWFISH/BLUE CRAB/GUMBO (Flown in from Louisiana daily) spots! It's become a kinda craze down there, and this little babies ARE HOT!!!! It aint cheap (Crawfish $7.99 a lb), but what is nowadays...and it beats a trip to WATERLOGGED NEW ORLEANS EAST, Cap'n. I've eaten at them both and THEY ARE GREAT!


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Friday, March 03, 2006

Makin' Friends!



Louisiana Gangs That Fled Katrina Heighten Houston Murder Rate

March 3 (Bloomberg) -- When New Orleans residents streamed into Houston six months ago to escape the floodwaters caused by Hurricane Katrina, they brought in gangs and the violence that goes with them.

The city had 170 homicides from September through Feb. 22, 28 percent more than in the same period a year earlier, according to the Police Department. In 29 cases, displaced Louisianans were the victims, the suspects or both.

Many of the evacuees came from public-housing projects, where gangs engaged in territorial disputes and such crimes as selling drugs. Once connections were re-established, the groups set up drug and prostitution rings and began settling scores, said Police Sergeant Brian Harris, a member of the Gang Murder Squad that Houston formed this year.

``We already had gangs, and the violence level was increasing already,'' said Charles Rotramel, executive director of Youth Advocates, which works with teenagers in crime-ridden neighborhoods of the fourth-largest U.S. city. ``Then you add to that this factor of gangs from New Orleans. They're walking in blind, but looking to make money and establish territory, and their level of violence is really high.''

Through June 30, Houston will spend $6.5 million on overtime pay to add the equivalent of 150 officers to the streets, said Lieutenant Robert Manzo, a spokesman for the Police Department. Houston is seeking reimbursement for some of the money from the Federal Emergency Management Agency, he said.

`Nature of the Beast'
Police estimate that Houston's population has grown as much as 150,000 since Katrina slammed into the Gulf Coast on Aug. 29. The city has about 2 million people.

Katrina flooded 80 percent of New Orleans, killed 1,330 people and forced 770,000 from their homes. The storm displaced the most Americans since the Dust Bowl migration of the 1930s. Hurricane Rita, which struck near the Texas-Louisiana border in September, contributed to the flow of evacuees into Houston.

The exodus from the storm-torn region made an increase in crime inevitable, said Angelo Edwards, a neighborhood activist with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or Acorn.

``It's just the nature of the beast,'' said Edwards, a New Orleans business consultant who moved to Houston and became vice president of the Acorn Katrina Survivors Association.

Crime didn't rise right away, Harris said, because relief funds were being distributed to evacuees, and gang members were looking for old friends.


Sharing Information
The gangs were a patchwork of groups that operated around housing projects, Edwards said. Before Katrina, the city ran 10 developments, according to the New Orleans Housing Authority's Web site. The projects and more than 700 sites scattered across the city served about 49,000 residents.

The first Houston murder attributed to evacuees occurred on Nov. 20, when a 21-year-old man was shot in the head, chest and arm at a pool hall.

As killings and robberies mounted, police on Jan. 15 formed the 10-member Gang Murder Squad, which linked many of the crimes through victims, suspects, witnesses and vehicles. The squad on Jan. 27 announced the arrests of eight Louisiana evacuees and charges against three more. On Feb. 16, police added five Louisiana transplants to their wanted list.

Harris's group brought New Orleans police officers to Houston to offer their insights on the gangs. ``It helped us understand some of the conflicts, and secondly, provided a lot of intelligence information,'' he said.


Danger Zone
Increased police presence and security measures by apartment landlords helped prevent a larger increase in the murder rate, said Manzo, the police spokesman. The number of homicides this year through the first half of February matched last year's pace.

Most of the added patrols are in southwest Houston, where murders in one police district doubled in the final three months of 2005. The area is home to one-fourth of the 83,300 evacuees who live in government-financed apartments, according to a Houston Chronicle study.

Crime has eased in the past couple of weeks following a spate of thefts and fights after Christmas, said Anil Konotra, 42, owner of the Dollar N Dollar store at the Sharpstown Center in southwest Houston.

Evacuees concentrated in the area, known for crime and gangs, because the larger apartment complexes there readily accepted government rent vouchers, said Acorn's Edwards.
``Some of those apartments just weren't ready to be occupied by a large number of people,'' he said.


School Brawls

Tensions spread into area schools. Initial policies of separate classes and special wristbands for Louisiana students widened the divide between newcomers and locals, said Rotramel of Youth Advocates.

Houston schools last year had ``about a dozen serious altercations'' involving evacuees, the city's Independent School District said in December. A Dec. 7 brawl at a southwest Houston high school led to 27 arrests. Superintendent Abelardo Saavedra increased police presence at the schools by 10 percent.

Like gang members, students are ``trying to be very territorial, and they're trying to establish themselves in this city,'' Rotramel said.

Louisiana students and gangs in Houston share one thing in common: They are outnumbered. There were 5,566 students from New Orleans enrolled in the district as of Jan. 5, according to its figures. In Houston, the city's gangs ran into national groups including MS-13 and the La Tercera Crips.

The disadvantage may offer a chance to get evacuees out of gangs, Rotramel said. ``If you can get kids focused in a different direction and on their future rather than their present, their reasons for joining gangs fall way,'' he said.

to contact the reporter on this story:
Jim Kennett in Houston at jkennett@bloomberg.net.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Ohhhh, The SHAME of it all....


As another LOCAL BOY out here in Los Angeles...It's great to see other NATIVES REPRESENTIN'!
- COFFIN FLY


Master P Faces Trial on Gun Charges

LOS ANGELES - A day after appearing on the "Dancing With the Stars" finale, Master P headed to court Monday where a judge ordered the hip-hop mogul and his younger brother to stand trial on weapons charges.

Master P, 38, whose real name is Percy Miller, and his brother Vyshonn Miller, 30, also a rapper who uses the stage name Silkk The Shocker, were arrested last month for carrying unregistered guns.

University of California at Los Angeles police spotted the weapons during a traffic stop. Prosecutors said the officers found a semiautomatic handgun under the seat of Master P, who was the passenger, and a revolver under the seat of his brother, who was driving.

Each was charged with one felony count of carrying an unregistered, loaded firearm. They face up to three years in state prison if convicted, prosecutors said.

Both are free on bail and are scheduled to return to court March 13 for arraignment.

Master P, founder and CEO of No Limit Records, paired with professional dancer Ashly DelGrosso for "Dancing With the Stars" after his teen rapper son, Lil' Romeo, dropped out of the ABC reality competition because of a basketball injury. He was rejected after the fourth show, but returned for a last dance Sunday.

In recent years, Master P has tried out for different NBA teams, including the Sacramento Kings and the Denver Nuggets. He also starred with his son on the Nickelodeon TV show "Romeo!"

5 THINGS NOT TO CONSIDER ON MARDI GRAS


So it would seem.."Da Nile" ain't just a river in EGYPT, apparantly it flows THROUGH NEW ORLEANS too (and DEEP)...Tick..Tick ...TICK

1. The local financial crisis following Katrina has forced New Orleans to suspend its search for bodies from Hurricane Katrina, with as many as 200 corpses possibly still trapped in homes.

2.The city may also have to release thousands of remand prisoners because it has no money for jury trials.

3.The city's population fell from nearly 500,000 to less than 200,000 after Katrina.

4. With hurricane season three months away, worries surface about whether the levees and floodwalls of New Orleans will be ready to hold back another storm.

5.Bush will probably waive $7 billion in royalty payments by oil companies drilling in federal waters over the next five years.

LASSIEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULLER!!!
-COFFIN FLY

TIRED OF CHOCOLATE???




Though I was just as amused as anybody when i heard idiot NAGIN's religious call for a CHOCOLATE CITY.....I have always detested the OLD UPTOWN WHITEYS who hate the poor blacks in the city and think it's a GREAT THING that KATRINA displaced them. I'm sure the AP didn't realize this significance when they posted the photo above of the recent TUCKS parade. In the picture, Carol Cowley waves while watching the Tucks parade during Mardi Gras festivities in New Orleans. Look to the right of her and see the aged CRACKER ASSHOLE with the "TIRED OF CHOCOLATE" hat in the form of a HERSHEY's KISS. I'd like to see that MAGGOT try that a year ago. Well, at least he(she)'s old (white hair), and will no doubt be DEAD soon. Classy, D'awlin.

COFFIN FLY

COFFIN FLY SHOUT OUT! I love this GUY...Keep it up!


This blog rules... http://neworleans.metblogs.com

sample:

Andrei, encore

posted by richard at 11:26 AM on November 26, 2005



Knowing the way I feel about Andrei Codrescu, a friend and neighbor just sent me the dust-jacket copy for his new book, New Orleans, Mon Amour. Not only is it thoroughly tedious and hackneyed (did you expect anything less?), but it's completely put me off breakfast, and I was really looking forward to breakfast, 'cause there's still a sandwich-sized chunk of holiday ham in the fridge.


Anyway, I'm not in the mood to suffer alone on this gloomy Saturday morning--which will certainly get gloomier before long, when it starts raining and my power goes out for the umpteenth time this month--so I'm sharing the dreck with you:



For two decades NPR commentator Andrei Codrescu has been living in and writing about his adopted city, where, as he puts it, the official language is dreams. How apt that a refugee born in Transylvania found his home in a place where vampires roam the streets and voodoo queens live around the corner; where cemeteries are the most popular picnic spots, the ghosts of poets, prostitutes, and pirates are palpable, and in the French Quarter, no one ever sleeps.... Alas, as we all now know, Paradise is lost.


New Orleans, Mon Amour is an epic love song, a clear-eyed elegy, a cultural celebration, and a thank-you note to New Orleans in its Golden Age.


--from Amazon.com


All of which begs a few questions for Mr. Codrescu, who's probably enjoying a similarly gloomy morning 80-some-odd miles from here at his home in Baton Rouge, where he's reading the New York Times or the Bucharest Times or any number of things besides this website:



1. This book: was it your idea or your publisher's? I mean, it's an allegedly free country, so you can publish whatever you like whenever you like, but don't you think--and don't take this the wrong way--don't you think it's a little soon? From where I sit, it reeks just a teeny, tiny bit of opportunism, like all those Time-Life books about September 11 that were on the bookshelves by October. But then, I'm sure you're planning to do something charitable with the proceeds, aren't you? ...Aren't you?


2. The hint of rushed opportunism is exacerbated by the book's title. Did you spend much time on it at all? Was New Orleans, Mon Amour the best you could do? A slovenly reference to Walker Percy, who was himself making a half-hearted, pun-ish homage to Alain Resnais? At the very least, egomaniac that you are, I would've thought you could come up with something like, Apres le Deluge, Moi.


3. I don't know if you penned the dust-jacket copy yourself or if it was done by some intern just out of Bryn Mawr, but from the way it's written, it sounds like New Orleans was experiencing some kind of Golden Age immediately before Katrina made landfall. Um, not so. I mean, don't get me wrong: things were fine--good, even--but "Golden Age"? The last time we had one of those was 30 years ago, when we were flush with oil money and folks were clamoring to get into the Superdome. Or possibly 100 years ago, when jazz was just getting started and Storyville was America's first experiment with legalized prostitution. ...New Orleans under Mayor Nagin? Brass, maybe. Possibly even bronze. But hardly gold.


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More so than your three points, what I find most dreckish is Alas, as we all now know, Paradise is lost. Yes, our personal versions of New Orleans may be lost to us with the destruction and loss of key neighborhoods, the deaths of friends and neighbors, moving away of certain friends, the closure of businesses and a lot more. But, what Paradise is he referring to, and what exactly is lost? Why the hell are we (still) trying to romanticize what happened? It could have been a lot worse - it could have been the Southeast Asian tsnuami or the Pakistani quake.

(ISLE OF DENIAL ISSUE) 6 MONTHS AFTER...NPR Audio Program RoundUp.

Varying audio reports and the unbearable "Poet" Codrescu keeps it UnReal. Go here...
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5235978

Come On ....You just need to PARTY, brah.












As long as you live in the heavilly GENTRIFIED sections of MARIGNY/FRENCH QUARTER...or the wealthy sections of UPTOWN. you won't feel like this poor guy who can't sleep nights. Most of the city lies in ruins...sorry, that's such a NEGATIVE SUBJECT. Fuck him, right??? I mean THE "PARTI" MUST GO ON!! Poor people are such COMPLAINERS!! (sarcasm)
-COFFIN FLY

Six months after Hurricane Katrina, emotional toll still high
Sun Feb 26, 5:08 PM ET
NEW ORLEANS, United States (AFP) - Every time New Orleans gets a hard rain, Gabriel Black drives to the levee to see how high the water has risen.

It has been six months since he stood guard in the lobby of the hotel his wife managed, using the flashlight mounted on his shotgun to fend off looters who rattled at the glass doors as his daughters slept uneasily upstairs.


Six months since he carried a man who had been savagely beaten to the Convention Center, only to be told by police that there was nothing they could do but let the man die.


Six months since his faith in his country was shattered.


But he has not been able to let go of the fear. And the anger. And the pain.


"I don't go out of my house a lot," he said as he sat behind his computer, his once muscle-bound frame softened by the loss of 28 pounds (13 kilograms). "I can't stand to be in crowds. It makes me very nervous."


"I definitely don't sleep. I sleep four hours at a time," said Black, 36. "My daughters go to bed, I'm awake. They wake up, I'm awake. I'm always awake."


As New Orleans struggles to rebuild entire neighborhoods destroyed by the floodwaters of Hurricane Katrina, many of those who were caught in its wake are still struggling to rebuild their lives.


Shortly after the storm ravaged the Gulf coast on August 29, the US Department of Health and Human Services estimated that 500,000 people could be in need of mental health services.


But the trauma did not end when the winds died down, said Ann Wilder, a counselor with the New Orleans Mental Health Resilience Team.


That was because human beings require a certain level of stability and control over their lives.


And nothing is normal in New Orleans.


Friends and neighbors remain scattered across the country. Many of those who have returned are living in cramped trailers or staying with relatives who never expected them to be there for so long.


Deadened traffic lights have been replaced with stop signs. Houses that were knocked off their foundations by the floodwaters remain crumbled in the middle of the street. Grocery stores have limited hours. Favorite restaurants remain closed.


"If we can't get to our normal places we live in survival mode, never moving to thrive and we physically live in a fight-or-flight response," Wilder explained.


"People come in for chest pains, they come in for vomiting, aches and pains and we know the secondary reason is depression and anxiety."


For Black, and so many others scattered across the Gulf Coast, a secondary trauma came weeks after the storm with the slow realization that the help he expected simply was not going to come.


First, it was his landlord.

While his wife managed a hotel full of recovery workers and his daughters stayed with family in Georgia, Black yanked out carpets, bleached the walls and pulled broken tree limbs off his roof.

And after promising to compensate him for the work, Black's landlord charged him full rent. And he still has not fixed the hole in the roof or replaced the walls that are leeching black mould.

Then there was the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

It took until December for a trailer to arrive and three more weeks for the officials to give him the key. It took until February for financial assistance to arrive.

The politicians may have been the worst.

Instead of pulling together to fix the problems, they pointed fingers. And they tried to pretend that reports of violence Black saw with his own eyes were exaggerated.

Black could not go back to work as an air conditioning technician. Instead, he has started working as a freelance photographer and has taught himself how to create Gothic photo illustrations by meticulously blending images on his computer.

"I've found it's been very therapeutic for me. I'm able to express things in my artwork that get rid of some of those things," he said as he scrolled through Gothic images that included a self-portrait entitled "Rage", showing his mouth full of sharp fangs.

"It comes out dark but there's always some beauty in it."

Saturday, February 25, 2006

I HEAR YOU, CHIQUITA!!!


LOOK MA...........IT's A BLACK PERSON.....SEEEEEE! IN THE FAR RIGHT CORNER! I KNEW THINGS WERE "Back to Normal"!





It amazes me that the" LIFE MUST GO ON!" attitude about CARNIVAL persits in NEW ORLEANS. I'm sure it's mainly with people who have a place to stay and the wealth to PARTY. People are still displaced all around the country... Houses lie in RUIN in LARGE SWATHES across the CITY!!!! Wanna Hurricane, D'awlin? I'm with CHIQUITA....FUCK all Y'ALL!



New Orleans: Too soon to celebrate Mardi Gras?

Yes: 'I think we need to deal with what's real'

CNN.com asked two New Orleans residents affected by Hurricane Katrina to share their views on if New Orleans was holding Mardi Gras too soon after the storm.


(CNN) -- Chiquita Simms lived in the Gentilly neighborhood of New Orleans until Hurricane Katrina destroyed her home. She and her son evacuated and are now living in Atlanta, Georgia. She explains why she believes the devastated Louisiana seaport should hold off on Mardi Gras events this year. Below are excerpts from a telephone conversation:

I'm not opposed to Mardi Gras -- I love it, I'm born and bred in it. What I am opposed to is my city prioritizing Mardi Gras over its people.

Everywhere you look there are blue roofs -- people are still without proper roofs. The downtown areas are nice, or I should say, they're better. Canal Street is OK; Bourbon Street is functioning; St. Charles Avenue is OK, but that's about it.

When you go into the neighborhoods, there's no housing for people. There is inadequate food, and they couldn't get sponsors because they can't afford the cleanup and the police, and you know, if you can't afford the party, you certainly shouldn't have one.

The mayor's made a comment. ... [Ray Nagin has] said that we can take these two weeks of Mardi Gras as a break from Katrina and take our minds off of it. As an evacuee, I don't ever have the luxury of taking my mind off Katrina until I have my life a little bit more stable.

I think having Mardi Gras sends the false message that our city is OK and that our people are OK, and that's it really going to contribute to our economy. I don't believe that it will.

People are going to probably get mad at me for saying this, but we've been doing Mardi Gras for 149 years prior to this year. This is the 150th anniversary. Our city is the poorest; the education system is horrible; our roads are full of potholes; we have the worst blighted property going.

In 149 years, this event has not benefited the communities that need it, so why would this year benefit them? Is that money going to go to the 9th Ward? You have to tell me how much, you have to show me a plan -- you're going to have to show me how it's going to benefit them this year unlike the last 149 years.

I don't think the city is getting back on its feet. When I went through the city on January 24, I went to the 17th Street levee, the one that breached. There's no one working on it. But when I drive down St. Charles, everybody is making Mardi Gras plans.

You can't tell me that you're rebuilding the city. You don't see any mass efforts or gutting out of houses, and I'm talking about the neighborhoods where people can't afford to do it, like the 9th Ward, which has mass devastation.

Mardi Gras is the tradition that it is, but I think we can live without it this year, [especially] with as much devastation as we've been through and knowing that 70 percent of the city still cannot return to live. I think we can do without it. To hell with tradition, I think we need to deal with what's real.

Instead of holding Mardi Gras, they need to organize. First, get some cohesion with the leadership. They're not even getting along with each other. I think they need to sit down and say, "Hey, everybody messed up from the top to the bottom, now let's look at how we can heal."

They need to show Americans that they are moving forward as leaders instead of being party planners. We need to sit down and stop arguing our private agendas and deal with Washington and get the type of aid that we need.

If we can build a democracy or stay in Iraq until we rebuild that country, then we can rebuild New Orleans. We need to focus on the solution and getting it done, not having a party. It's taken the focus off of what's really wrong with New Orleans.

Friday, February 24, 2006

SHOW US YOUR TITS!




In previous exchanges, with anyone foolish enough to listen, I have at times indicated my gnawing displeasure with NEW ORLEANS constant theme of wasting it's GREAT (or at least "good" ) potential. Only a masochist would stay in that CITY if they actually expected anything remotely resembling progress. Even so...SHIT LIKE THIS ANNOYS ME. (SEE BELOW)

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-codrescu24feb24,0,1838777.story?coll=la-news-comment-opinions

Once again...a self proclaimed MARDI GRAS authority explains just how CUTTING EDGE and RIBALD the ARTISTS and SATYRICISTS of the city are politically (so to speak). More like clueless. Is it not completely obvious as to the confused nature of this community when the the Krewe du Vieux supposedly "takes no prisoners" after 9/11 with its giant effigy of Osama bin Laden sodomized by a U.S missile floating past cheering crowds only to contradict themselves just a few scant years later with parade themes begging "Take us back, Chirac!" ??? As for the insipidly pretentious declaration that "the Krewe du Vieux newsletter seethed with a kind of pamphletary zeal unseen since Thomas Paine", I must note that living in that self imposed little bubble on the bayou always did tend to make one think they were at the center of the universe.
Living in the moment tends to not lend itself well to self analyzation. As for the image of Mardi Gras festivities becoming one of only TIT and COCK SHOWING (for beads and the like), NOBODY has promoted that more than FRENCH QUARTER locally run business. WE LOVE TO WHORE OUT OUR CULTURE. NEW ORLEANS never wants to take credit for the fact that for years...THEY HAVEN"T GIVEN A FUCK! They'd rather say CITY THAT CARE FORGOT..but bristle if you imply CITY THAT FORGOT TO CARE. They protect the charming old architecture while letting the poor uneducated black kids tap dance for quarters on Bourbon (How quaint!). Prior to the HURRICANE, We were enjoying a particularly vicious MURDER SEASON (My Momma tells me) based upon the poor seeds planted upon the polluted ground that is our local economy. Visitors always wax poetic the idea of getting a second home here while ignoring that fact that a majority of the poor locals can barely afford to rent. We are a severely SELF NEGLECTED City...so much so that ROMANIAN BORN OUTSIDERS seem to be the only ones writing about our dying traditions. When I hear people like ANDREI CODRESCU (Who i am sure means well) continue to misrepresent the importance of MARDI GRAS celebration over actual important things like FIXING THE FUCKING CITY, EDUCATING ITS LARGELY IGNORANT POPULACE, and hopefully MAKE IT A PLACE THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN LOVE WITH ITS HISTORY ONLY (and not it's FUTURE)...it shows me that AINT A GOD DAMNED THING CHANGED.


(Here's the ARTICLE that i refer to...as appeared in LA TIMES)


ANOTHER MARDI GRAS, AFTER THE DELUGE

By Andrei Codrescu, ANDREI CODRESCU's latest book is "New Orleans, Mon Amour: Twenty Years of Writing from the City."
February 24 2006


OUTSIDERS DON'T understand Mardi Gras. When I told a friend from Massachusetts that we should take Mardi Gras to Washington to protest the flood of ineptitude that ruined New Orleans, she didn't get how truly outrageous that would be. She thought, like every TV-watching American, that Mardi Gras was just one day of the year when drunks parade down Bourbon Street hurling plastic beads at each other. Nor did she fully understand the nature of our catastrophe, the worst of which was not Hurricane Katrina but the flooding of the city through breached levees built by the federal government.

Mardi Gras is not just one day, it's a season that begins visibly after New Year's with social events that move from discreet to vivid until Mardi Gras day explodes, as Carnival ends and Lent begins. There are secret balls to decide the parade themes, sumptuous gatherings to elect royalty, masked balls to choose the courts, lavish dinners to honor newly minted kings and queens.


In Mardi Gras' 400-year history, the societies that ruled the krewes and parades were the same power brokers that ruled New Orleans. The festival itself, imported from medieval Europe, was a mechanism for letting out the true feelings, the frustrations of the populace. On Mardi Gras day, mobs rule the streets, and the rulers are obliged to shower the unleashed masses with gifts.

Carnival is essentially satirical, depicting folly, vanity and the vices, all the usually hidden flaws of humans who, it is hoped, will know better by Ash Wednesday, when they kneel before a priest and have a cross of ashes smeared on their penitent foreheads. "Carnival" derives from the Latin "carne vale," or "so goes the flesh." All human pleasure is temporary, but in what time remains the flesh is indulged.

In recent years, Carnival societies have become more political. Their satirical barbs have been directed at city and state officials, national leaders and world figures. The most daring parade, the Krewe du Vieux, which marches through the French Quarter, takes no prisoners. After 9/11, its giant effigy of Osama bin Laden sodomized by a U.S missile floated past cheering crowds. There were hundreds of "ghosts" wearing gas "masques." The Krewe du Vieux newsletter seethed with a kind of pamphletary zeal unseen since Thomas Paine.

This year, the same krewe put our profound anxiety and distress on display: Hundreds dressed as taped-up refrigerators marched in frigid weather; two enormous nude figures named Katrina and Rita, one black, one white, had explicit sex atop a float; a sea of FEMA blue tarps flapped in the wind from balconies, on floats, as capes on marchers. A sign proclaimed "Take us back, Chirac!" The blue tarp is the new flag of New Orleans, and the desire to return Louisiana to France is heard often, only half-facetiously.

Mardi Gras reveals New Orleanians to themselves: it's a spectacle and a portrait that is often brutal, and it would be downright intolerable without the liberal indulgence in the vices of the flesh that allow us to forget, forgive and move on.

Mardi Gras is also the only time when this city of intensely parochial neighborhoods comes together and displays its arts. Hundreds of years of dedication to spectacle have produced some profound talent. The high school marching bands of New Orleans are coached from within a tradition unknown elsewhere. In our nation of engineers, New Orleans is the province of artists.

This year there are few marching bands left in the city. The few functioning schools have been incorporated as "charter schools" that measure performance by "leap tests" and other abstractions devised elsewhere; they get no credit for the teaching of music and the arts. In a city were music is the transracial soul glue, this omission is unforgivable.

The city's psyche has been deeply wounded, and music, its medicine, is in exile. A number of musicians have returned from far-flung cities for this unique Mardi Gras, but for how long? Most of their houses were in the Lower 9th Ward and the parts of Treme and Midcity that were flooded.

This year, we need as much and as intense a Mardi Gras as we can muster to prove to ourselves that we still exist. It is the necessary beginning of our healing. We welcome tourists, but this Carnival is for those of us who are still in place. The national media, enamored of its Mardi Gras cliches, should pay special attention to the real Carnival's messages this year. Mardi Gras was never just spring break with drunken college students on Bourbon Street. But this year in particular, it's a different, more significant and more dangerous spectacle. Our very existence hangs in limbo. This may be our last party, if it isn't already a wake.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

What's Left????





I remember when I lived in NEW ORLEANS...reading the latest TIMES PICAYUNE "Our Opinions" page was sure to alarm me of the completely FUCKING moronic viewpoints my neighbors had. This blog continues that "still REPUBLICAN in the face of getting ASS FUCKED" position I hold so dear to my heart. http://www.thedeadpelican.com/ Blame the DEMS for helping the DARKIES and act like its all their fault that you live in a RACIST, BACKWARD, ECONOMICALLY SHITTY, TOXIC, RETARD and BIRTH DEFECT FACTORY of a State. Please explain WHY the REST OF THE COUNTRY should wanna save the RICH RACIST UPTOWNERS and DISASTER PROFITTING INTERLOPING GENTRIFIERS and VACATIONING PLEASURE HOUSE WEDDING CAKE HOUSE MARIGNY HOMOS that are left after the REAL NEW ORLEANIANS get pushed out? Sprinkle it with HEAPING DOSES of superstitious Christianity and THERE YA GO! Have fun eating those KATRINA WATERMELONS!

So What Was in Those Bizarre "Katrina Melons"? (from cbs wafb Channel 9)

Last December, 9 News reported on a bizarre outbreak of watermelons in St. Bernard Parish. They were growing everywhere, a post-Katrina phenomenon that had scientists scratching their heads. Now, the results of lab tests taken on the melons and soil are in.

Biologist Dr. Gary Ross took samples after the seeing the report of the strange melons on 9 News. It was feared that because watermelons are mostly made up of water, the melons in St. Bernard would be contaminated and unsafe to eat after Katrina released pollutants into local water and soil. So the melons were tested to find out exactly what was inside.  And the news is good! The melons are absolutely fine and perfectly edible.

"The watermelons are pretty clean," said Dr. Ross. "They do not contain 'Katrina juice.' The watermelons had no pesticides, just a few metals, which are considered normal micro contaminates for plants."

LSU and the State Department of Environmental Quality conducted the testing on the samples Dr. Ross brought over.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Took a break...KATRINA is kind of depressing at TIMES!



But I'm back...like a HERPETIC lesion breakout. Saw this recently on SCREENHEAD and it BEGS A SPELLCASTER LODGE concert appearance.


The Yngwie J. Malmsteen of the Casio remote keyboard, Croatian sensation Belinda Bedekovic is seen answering the musical question “just how much will people put up with to look at a cute woman who may have been recently gassed by a dentist?”

So incredible I'm alas not angry anymore (almost).

http://www.belindabedekovic.com/video_fl_en.htm