What's Left????

I remember when I lived in NEW ORLEANS...reading the latest TIMES PICAYUNE "Our Opinions" page was sure to alarm me of the completely FUCKING moronic viewpoints my neighbors had. This blog continues that "still REPUBLICAN in the face of getting ASS FUCKED" position I hold so dear to my heart. http://www.thedeadpelican.com/ Blame the DEMS for helping the DARKIES and act like its all their fault that you live in a RACIST, BACKWARD, ECONOMICALLY SHITTY, TOXIC, RETARD and BIRTH DEFECT FACTORY of a State. Please explain WHY the REST OF THE COUNTRY should wanna save the RICH RACIST UPTOWNERS and DISASTER PROFITTING INTERLOPING GENTRIFIERS and VACATIONING PLEASURE HOUSE WEDDING CAKE HOUSE MARIGNY HOMOS that are left after the REAL NEW ORLEANIANS get pushed out? Sprinkle it with HEAPING DOSES of superstitious Christianity and THERE YA GO! Have fun eating those KATRINA WATERMELONS!

So What Was in Those Bizarre "Katrina Melons"? (from cbs wafb Channel 9)

Last December, 9 News reported on a bizarre outbreak of watermelons in St. Bernard Parish. They were growing everywhere, a post-Katrina phenomenon that had scientists scratching their heads. Now, the results of lab tests taken on the melons and soil are in.

Biologist Dr. Gary Ross took samples after the seeing the report of the strange melons on 9 News. It was feared that because watermelons are mostly made up of water, the melons in St. Bernard would be contaminated and unsafe to eat after Katrina released pollutants into local water and soil. So the melons were tested to find out exactly what was inside.  And the news is good! The melons are absolutely fine and perfectly edible.

"The watermelons are pretty clean," said Dr. Ross. "They do not contain 'Katrina juice.' The watermelons had no pesticides, just a few metals, which are considered normal micro contaminates for plants."

LSU and the State Department of Environmental Quality conducted the testing on the samples Dr. Ross brought over.